50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

(Source: anarchistpizzahut)

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

the fek

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THIS MAKES ME UPSET.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

(Source: inspirinquotes)

sucm:

why he lick me

(Source: satellitehigh)

neatpotatoes:

i think about this vine a lot

cool-critters:

Java mouse-deer (Tragulus javanicus)

The Java mouse-deer is a species of even-toed ungulate in the family Tragulidae. When it reaches maturity it is about the size of a rabbit, making it one of the smallest ungulates. It is found in forests in Java and perhaps Bali, although sightings there have not been verified. One of the main predators which the Java mouse-deer face is humans. Through the destruction of their habitat, as well as from hunting and trapping the mouse-deer for food, their pelts, and for pets, humans have considerably reduced the Java mouse-deer population. Mouse-deer are particularly vulnerable to being hunted by humans at night because of their tendency to freeze when illuminated by having a spotlight shone on them.

photo credits: animalworld, CC BY-SA 3.0